If you’re a daily stoner you do a lot of things high, probably you do everything while being high, even work. A while ago I had interviews with some people about going to work high, they shared their stories, opinions, and some useful suggestions. However, I decided to return to this subject because if you want to go to work baked you have to nail it, not fail it and avoid being at risk of losing your only source of income. Here are some handy tips that will help you to reduce the risks of someone finding out that you’re more baked than all the pastries at the cafeteria of the company:
1. Use eyedrops, drink some coffee, or eat dark chocolate.
Most stoners get red eyes after smoking, and, unfortunately, most people associate red eyes with stoners. When going to work, obviously, you can’t just wait till the redness goes away on its own. Luckily, with a few eye drops, it will disappear quickly. If you don’t have any eyedrops, drink coffee or eat some dark chocolate because these substances usually cause the brain’s blood vessels to constrict. As a result, the redness goes away, and you don’t have to worry about other people staring in your face and asking about the suspiciously reddish color of your eyeballs.
2. Spray some perfume or deodorant on your person.
If you feel like you have literally smoked yourself like a piece of meat while hot boxing or your clothes just in general seem to be smelling like you are a walking piece of bud which at some point all stoners really become, just get changed, wash the smelly clothes and your stoned person. But if you’re really in a hurry and desperate to hide the odor of weed, perfume or deodorant will definitely suppress it immediately. Just don’t spray too much, you don’t want to make your colleagues allergic to you.
3. Chew some gum.
Do you feel that your mouth could be smelly too, something like an ashtray of marijuana-ash ashtrays? A menthol chewing gum will make your munchie hole blow a cold and fresh breeze in an instant. A great bonus – if you have a cottonmouth after smoking weed, chewing gum will treat that too – you can even forget about drinking gallons of water.
4. Don’t go to cafeteria.
If you’re feeling strong munchies, avoid cafeteria. Stuffing yourself publicly might create suspicions about the smokey way you choose to spend your free time. Seriously, not everyone can finish a chicken salad, handful of fries, 2 bagels, 3 pieces of chocolate cake, and a turkey sandwich in one meal time, except a daily stoner with munchies. Better, bring some snacks with you and eat them secretly or go to eat someplace out of the company.
5. Go to cafeteria.
But then again, if you’re too high and afraid that someone might notice you being weird, visit the cafeteria and buy some cake or something sweet, but don’t give into the madness of munchies. Sugar is simply going to lower your high. Don’t worry, you can always toke again to get baked.
6. Don’t start your stoner nonsense.
The most important thing about going high to work is avoid to start talking nonsense. When you’re high all kinds of exciting thoughts come in mind, like – there are toes in tomatoes, vambie & zompire etc. Let them stay there. Rather than sharing your brilliant ideas with the colleagues, write them down somewhere and tell them to your stoner friends. Trust me, they’re going to appreciate your stoned thoughts more than your colleagues.
- Posted by zionista
- On February 16, 2017
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